NAME: Flash Bang Wallop
NUMBER: 253
QUOTE: "the first rule of derby is you don't talk about derby"
POSITION: On track - Blocker. Off track - official LRR cake tester
HEIGHT: 5'3
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Big boobs, big ass, big personality
SPECIAL MOVES: Falling over whilst standing still
HOMETOWN: Neverland
LIKES: Space shuttles, pirates, & happy hour at the bar
DISLIKES: Slow walkers, bad spelling & getting told to be quiet
INJURIES: Despite her spectacular falls and dives, she has managed to escape any major injuries thus far, bar the obligatory derby bruises
FAVE FOOD: Ice cream, cake, pancakes
FAVE DRINK: Whiskey, a good cup of tea
THEME SONG: Flash - Queen

BIO:

Flash could quite possibly be the alien love child of Atomic Betty & Peter Pan. If she's not looking up at the stars trying to figure out a way home, she's stealing your heart with her child-like charms. Don't be fooled by the innocent exterior though, once on the track this broad certainly lives up to her name and she'll have you crying for your mamma in a flash, a bang and a wallop!