NAME: Jan Halen
NUMBER: 1984

POSITION: Blocker on track, previously an NSO off track... This crazy dame takes "multitasking" to a whole new level.

FAVOURITE QUOTE: Van Halen - Jump - "You've got to roll with the punches, to get to what's real"
HEIGHT: 5'1"
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Thousand yard scowl and a huge gob
HOMETOWN: Paisley
LIKES: Roth
DISLIKES: Hagar
INJURIES: Broken nail, bruised ribs and bashed knee
FAVE FOOD: M&Ms with the brown ones removed
FAVE DRINK: Jack Daniels
THEME SONG: Panama - Van Halen

BIO:
Raised on the Mean Streets of the murder capital of Scotland (1992), Jan Halen spent her teenage years fighting neds at bus stops who disliked her spandex and HUGE hair. Bored of battles on the 61 to Summerston (via Invershiel Road), she packed her pink leather hotpants and headed south to the bright lights of London to live the rock n roll dream. Desperate for an outlet for the intolerable aggression brought on by the Hagar years, she strapped on a pair of skates and steered the violence away from public transport and onto the derby track. If you can't understand a word that comes out of her mouth, all you need know is she Ain't Talkin Bout Love.