NAME: Zed.Z.Sputnik
NUMBER: 11T2
QUOTE: "..If They didn't make them round they wouldn't roll, Narf!" - SendPinky
POSITION: All over the place
HEIGHT: 5'11
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: A Spectacle in Spectacles.
SPECIAL MOVES: zigging AND zagging
HOMETOWN: North London
LIKES: Various cheeses and skating.
DISLIKES: Serious situations, fish fingers, custard and people who think they’re sane.
INJURIES: Damaged ligaments, couple of broken nails.
FAVE FOOD: Things you can dip
FAVE DRINK: Silver Tequila, cider and TEA!
THEME SONG: Love Missile F1-11 – Sigue Sigue Sputnik (on a good day) Sweating Bullets – Megadeth (on a bad day)

BIO:

A Veteran of the 'Nam' ...Totten-nham, This roller girl spent the first portion of her life living on the top floor of a High Rise block; where radio waves penetrated and warped her fragile little mind...There was no escaping the voices in her head; because she couldn't reach the elevator button.

As the years went on she learned to tune into these various signals and waves of information...and so Zed. Z. Sputnik was born, driven insane by information overload some clever bugger bought her a pair of “Tin Can” skates; she spent most of the 80's skating in circles singing "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates"...time passed after various experimental medications to control her brains erratic impulses Sputnik became receptive to TV signals in her sleep and dreamt of Xanadu, The Warriors, RollerBall and cheese.....she woke up confused and wanting to sing, fight, skate and have a sandwich...but she felt good, somehow centered; however, still unsatisfied she searched the realm of North London for something that would fulfill the dream....after that she found out there was Roller Derby, which was nice.