

NAME: Jack Attack
NUMBER: 101
POSITION: Blocker / Jammer
HEIGHT: 5'4
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Big mohawk and metal in me face
HOMETOWN: Hertfordshire
LIKES: Punk rock and gigs
DISLIKES: Not having music
INJURIES: Black eye, bruised bum, sore knees (mainly from after parties)
I prefer to give out the injuries though ;)
FAVE FOOD: Anything spicy
FAVE DRINK: Ye olde speckled hen
THEME SONG: Wreckin Ball - Nekromantix
BIO:
Left on the doorstep of an El Paso orphange, Jack Attack was the product of an illicit love affair
between a Cantina Cowgirl and a Red Indian bareknuckle fighter!
Growing up she vowed her days of poverty were done and she excelled in the world of international
jewellery heists and espionage.
Her inherited Mohican skills allowing her to pass as a shadow in the night.
No spy could match her! No hitman could catch her!
She's so shrewd it's shocking with her golden nuggets of fierce booty~blocking!!
Bored of fleecing casinos, this lady now steals points for the London Rockin' Rollers!
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