NAME: Murder Urs
NUMBER: 1
QUOTE: “Candy is dandy but murder is sweeter...”
POSITION: Blocker
HEIGHT: 5'2"
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Ugly little fu*ker - speaking in CAPITALS
SPECIAL MOVES: Knocking people on their asses
HOMETOWN: Bum hole UK
LIKES: Bashing people, classic cars, reading
DISLIKES: Liars, bad drivers, losing things, high heels, women that squeal [i.e when meeting friends in public places]
INJURIES: Broken coccyx, fractured small bones in hand on two seperate occasions
FAVE FOOD: Chocolate pop tarts
FAVE DRINK: Dr Pepper, hot chocolate
THEME SONG: Be aggressive - Faith No More

BIO:

Murder Urs spent several years in a top security psychiatric unit but, thanks to Margaret Thatcher's "Care in the community" initiative, this dangerous psychotic criminal was released back onto our streets.

For a time she wandered freely, no doubt responsible for a number of unsolved murders across Europe, untill thankfully in March 2007 she discovered the London Rockin' Rollers and thus an outlet for most of her murderous urges was found.

...most.