NAME: Smirkcules
NUMBER: -0
QUOTE: “It doesn't matter if you win or lose, so long as you look good doing it.”
POSITION: Coach and Line-Up Manager
HEIGHT: 6' 1
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: An affected, often offensively self-satisfied smile.
SPECIAL MOVES: Quarter Circle Punch
HOMETOWN: Down Under
LIKES: Scribbling notes, drawing pictures, making games, crafting outfits and accessories
DISLIKES: Underwear that is too tight
INJURIES: Broken Heart - given and received
FAVE FOOD: Pecan Pie
FAVE DRINK: Gin and Tonic, Scotch and Dry, Sailor Jerry/Captain Morgan and Coke
THEME SONG: Search and Destroy - Peaches (cover of Iggy and the Stooges)

BIO:
Born of two worlds, Smirkcules is blessed and cursed with immortality and the boredom that entails. After spending his youth causing all sorts of trouble on Mt Olympus, the gods felt that what he needed most was a woman's guiding hand. So he was sent to Themyscira and placed as a ward of Hippolyta to try and tame his wild ways. There he found an affinity to be an adviser and tactician to the Amazons training. He learned how to motivate and instruct the women in their warfare and sporting prowess and how to manage their fiery temperaments.

Unfortunately events transpired that resulted in the expulsion of Smirkcules from the Island of the Amazons. Shortly after Hippolyta's own daughter was kicked out of the island and a rule of 'No Men Allowed' was instated on Themyscira. No one apart from those involved in the scandal know exactly what transpired but whenever Smirkcules is asked about it he remains silent and merely smiles.

After his permanent expulsion from Themyscira and unwelcome back at Mt Olympus, this man of two worlds traveled the world aiding those in need and coaching them through their challenges. He has since found his way to London and into the realms of roller derby. But even the fearsome Amazons can not compare to the fury and passion found in his latest team, the London Rockin' Rollers.