NAME: Aunt Agony
NUMBER: 36AA
QUOTE:"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
POSITION: Junior Ref
HEIGHT: 5'7
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Short hair, glasses, big feet (hey, just call it a long wheel base!)
SPECIAL MOVES: Long distance stare of ultimate dissapproval - you know, the one your mother gives you.
HOMETOWN: The 'Shire
LIKES: Horror films, bees, saunas, late nights
DISLIKES: Romantic comedies, wasps, cold showers, early mornings
INJURIES: Just bruises so far
FAVE FOOD: Cupcakes!
FAVE DRINK: A nice cup of tea. Failing that, Southern Comfort
THEME SONG: Falling To Pieces - Faith No More.

BIO:

Got a problem but don't know where to turn? Then come see our resident Agony Aunt. She'll listen intently, smile sweetly and then tell you to "Man the f*ck up, Princess" and kick you round the track with her Size 7's before heading back to her knitting and a nice cup of tea.

Don't let her seemingly reserved personality lull you into a false sense of security, Aunt Agony previously ran wild across the track with various teams from the Home Counties before finally making her home with the metropolitan powerhouse that is the London Rockin' Rollers. But eventually being a rollergirl just wasn't enough for our Auntie and she eventually fell to the dark side, becoming a Zebra apprentice to the much feared Darth D Zaster.