NAME: Dr. D Zaster
NUMBER: 10
QUOTE:' Attention everyone! TESTICLES! That is all!'
POSITION: Head Ref
HEIGHT: 6'1
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Large Booming Voice and Cheeky Smile
SPECIAL MOVES: Roundhouse Kick to the chops
HOMETOWN: Some Hell Hole (Norf London)
LIKES: Heavy 'Fuckin' Metal!!
DISLIKES: Chavs, Emo's and anything not Heavy Metal related
INJURIES: I don't get them i give them!!
FAVE FOOD: Chinese
FAVE DRINK: Real Ale
THEME SONG: My Last Serenade - Killswitch Engage

BIO:
Dr. D Zaster is a name filled to the brim with irony as a disaster is just what he hates most. Growing up in North London he witnessed lots of injustice and breaking of the rules set by society. Street crime, parking violations, bad language it all drove him crazy. He wanted order and despised random things.He tried to disguise his nerdy obsession with rules by listening to heavy metal music. Guitars thrashing, drums crashing and wild screams flowing rhythmically out from the speakers. He searched for a position in which he could bring a sense of order, right and wrong, do's and don't to the world.Somewhere where without rules injustice could fester and grow. Policeman, Lawyer, Judge; none of these had real appeal but being a Referee was right up his alley. He knew his booming voice and anal nature would be suited to the task. He stumbled upon roller derby one day and saw first hand the unruly nature of the players, the lawlessness of their attitude and the potential for true chaos in such a small area and knew he was needed. Strapping on his skates, he was home.

Be aware though girls. He may have gone soft on one of you but crossing him in the arena only ends up in D Zaster for you.