NAME: Pen' Gillette
NUMBER: 27
QUOTE: 'I'm not happy 'til you're not happy'
POSITION: Ref
HEIGHT: 6'
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Tall, scarred and hairy
SPECIAL MOVES:↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A
HOMETOWN: The 'shire
LIKES: Two wheeled things full of petrol that go really fast
DISLIKES: Crashing
INJURIES: Too many to count
FAVE FOOD: Dead things
FAVE DRINK: Bitters, Stouts, any Real Ales so strong you can stand a spoon up in them
THEME SONG: Between Angels and Insects - Papa Roach

BIO:
A Northerner transplanted "Doon Sooth" against his will during his formative years, a young Pen' soon discovered a love of all things two wheeled. Unfortunately this was joined in his later years by an ingrained aversion to all things Tarmac-y, Brick Wall-y and Ambulance-y, so after one too many RTAs Pen' decided it was time to look for something safer. Swiftly concluding that playing-it-safe is actually boring-as-f&*k he soon took up the whistle to become a Roller Derby Ref instead. After all, you only live once.