NAME: Piston Broke
NUMBER: Get it from your girlfriend
QUOTE: 'Be good, If you can’t be good be lucky'
POSITION: Deputy Head and Jammer Ref
HEIGHT: 6ft ish, Depends if I’m wearing heels!
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Mohawk, Puzzled/Bemused look, Various scars from my childhood.
SPECIAL MOVES: Real life kung-fu action
HOMETOWN: LA
LIKES: Drums, Hot Rods, Movies, Video Games and South Park.
DISLIKES: Not much, I don’t have time to hate!
INJURIES: Broken Ass
FAVE FOOD: Mexican
FAVE DRINK: Tequilla & Desperado Beer
THEME SONG: Rock Box - RUN-DMC

BIO:
Conceived on - and when he was born - abandoned under a pool table at the Whiskey A Go Go, this Saint of Los Angeles grew up on the mean and dirty streets of L.A. Brought up by the gun toting gangster rappers of Compton and the sex mad hair metallers of the Sunset strip, his Hip Hop/Rock split personality has got him into much trouble.

From block parties to throwing TV’s out of hotel room windows, Piston’s final assault on Hollyweird involved prescription medication, Jesus juice and the late King of Pop. After which he fled the USA for London finding a home with the LRR and the Bonnie to his Clyde in Betty Swollox. Happy and content with tattooed alt girls shouting and arguing with him Piston spends his spare time wondering if he’s white with black stripes or black with white stripes.