NAME: Blaze of Gory
NUMBER: 27
QUOTE: "Reach out and Whip someone"
POSITION: Blocker
HEIGHT: 5'11
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Probably the tallest skater on the track.
SPECIAL MOVES: Hitting you when you least expect it!
HOMETOWN: Swansea
LIKES: Concerts,sleeping in,street skating, staying out of the box.
DISLIKES: People lacking common sense and losing.
INJURIES: Bloody noses, Broken ribs, cracked bones,broken fingers...Oh, did you mean what I had inflicted or received? I have bruised my ass once.
FAVE FOOD:
FAVE DRINK:
THEME SONG: Scream Aim Fire - Bullet for my Valentine
BIO:
Silent, she stalks on her wheels of despair,
Moving in shadows like a child's nightmare
....... But do not be fooled by her comfortable silence,
The UFC banned her for being too violent.
....... Caged as a child when found on the streets,
Chewing the remnants of some bodyless feet,
....... ....... She was raised by barbarians, knee-deep in blood,
then sold in a card game they lost down the pub.
....... Her new owners could not control the dark beast,
That shadowed her smile and sought a dead feast,
....... They tried to provide, with a happy home-life,
She was certainly happy when she skewered the wife.
....... No human could tame her, no prison could charm,
The fury inside her that drives her to harm,
....... That's why she rides the rink looking for game,
She's looking for you - she's looking for pain.
....... Pain is her friend as it has always has been,
And she'll happily share it with you if you're keen,
....... Bodies are there, like rules, to be broken,
Smashed up by impact of fierce locomotion.
....... An arm or a leg can be easily taken,
Popped from a socket and stripped into bacon.
....... Heads can be rollered despite merciful cries,
And her stoppers, well, they have a soft spot for eyes.
....... The crunch of a bone and the pop of a spleen,
Is music to her ears, a soundtrack obscene,
....... Carving and tearing around corners and skaters,
Swift and decisive - you'll all meet your makers.
....... She strikes in an instant, you won't see a sign,
Just the blood in your eyes as she rips out your spine.
....... And once on the floor, you'll remember this story.
I warned you. This girl is a grim Blaze of Gory.
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