NAME: Deadly DeVito
NUMBER: 0.5
QUOTE: "Boob assists ARE legal."
POSITION: Down near your ankles
HEIGHT: Nipple height
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: See "height"
SPECIAL MOVES: Wait until the afterparty
HOMETOWN: Chichester Rock City
LIKES: Cats, unicorns, holding grudges.
DISLIKES: Saxaphones, most children.
INJURIES: I only inflict them
FAVE FOOD: Free food
FAVE DRINK: Free drink
THEME SONG: Bad Reputation - Joan Jett

BIO:
Raised on the wrong side of Chichester ie the slightly less posh side, Deadly DeVito had a brief stint on broadway as an understudy for the stage adaptation of the film "Twins". Jaded by the fickle nature of fame, Deadly escaped to the big smoke by contorting herself into a box and posting herself to the Queen. Once settled in the capital she perfected her skating skills by racing black cabs and riding the back of London buses, Marty McFly style.

Just remember to keep looking behind you, this little lady will sneak up behind you like a knee high ninja!