NAME: 
 ExeCutie Pie
NUMBER: 187
QUOTE:"Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!"
POSITION: Shortstop
HEIGHT: 5'5
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Brash American Accent, a dagger on my helmet and a sweaty upper lip.
SPECIAL MOVES: I've got moves you've never seen.
HOMETOWN: Kalamazoo, Michigan
LIKES: Badgers, internet memes, Lobsterfest... I'm also into Murders and Executions.
DISLIKES: Olives, uptight individuals, motion sickness and other people's spit.
INJURIES: I break hearts.
FAVE FOOD: 
 Meat and Bone... and Wheat Free Cupcakes
FAVE DRINK: Bell's Oberon
THEME SONG: Poison - Bel Biv DeVoe. A great, great song. A personal favorite.

BIO:
There is an idea of ExeCutie Pie; some kind of abstraction... and when she's not busy climbin' in yo' windows and snatchin' yo' people up, you'll probably find her pursuing a new and random craft venture, cracking jokes in a Vaudevillian production, or learning the ins and outs of yet another obscure sport. On the surface, she may seem giggly and twee, but be warned; Never trust a big butt and a smile, as this 'Cutie hits hard. So hide yo' pivot, hide yo' blockers, and hide yo' jammer, cause she's thrashin' everybody up in hea!